50 Things To Do Before I’m 50
Apropos a conversation in work with my colleague I have decided that it would be a good idea to have some ambition in life. He was collating a list of things he should do before he was 30 (or before sometime or another). His list included getting arrested and taking hallucinogenic drugs. Since I’ve already done these things my list is going to have to be more ambitious. Haven’t thought of the full 50 yet, but here are some –
- Do a press-up without collapsing in an undignified heap
Bake a cake without forgetting it’s in the oven and burning it
Play the chord of F (F is for fuck-this-is-a-difficult-chord)
‘The Head of the Cow’ (obscure yoga pose)
Get married
Learn to Salsa Dance
Drive all the way around Coryton roundabout without stopping for a red light
Learn to Dance (heavily influenced by watching ‘Shall We Dance’ last night)
Finish my novel
Walk into a room and remember why I’m there
Get my novels published
Understand what a comma splice is
Be a famous and rich novelist
Empathise with slugs
Make love in a swimming pool/lake/body of water that isn’t the bath
Ski
Like olives
Remember where I have put the car keys
Write a blog (yay- started that)
Anyone got any more suggestions for the really important things in life that shouldn’t be missed out on?
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